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A roundtable of Super-Reviewers
Disabled due to maintenence.
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Welcome to Strictly Splatter, your home for obscure horror cinema. My name is Jorge and I run the place along with my good pal Jose. Whether it’s schlock, sleaze or gore, we strive to scour the dumpsters in search of lesser known or forgotten horror flicks. If your tastes in horror films are unconventional, or quite simply bizarre, then Strictly Splatter is the place for you.
- Jorge & Jose

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Breaking Point (1975)
"It truly is all about the sex - hardcore pornographic fucking. Bob Bellings is a horny middle-aged man that is obsessed with sex and model trains. He also hates women and fabricates this imaginary world where he is in control."
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The Evil (1978)
"A guy using a power saw on a door, cuts through his fingers by mistake. Remember that crazy dog? Well he comes out of the shadows to bite a girl’s throat and drop her down the stairs. An evil force pulls the clothes off a black girl, leaving her frightened. C.J. now knows this is serious business."
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Feeders (1996)
"Two friends on a road trip stumble upon the dawn of an alien invasion. The feeders are small puppets with wobbly heads that make strange gurgling growls and move low to the ground. These little guys may look funny but they are vicious creatures!"
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A Blade in the Dark (1983)
"Katia is sliced up with a box-cutter by our killer. Bruno finds her diary and learns that the past tenant, Linda, had a secret Katia had discovered. Bruno steps out and when he walks back into the studio a reel of tape has been destroyed and key diary pages ripped from the diary and burned. He doesn’t go to the police, but decides to play amateur detective."
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Jorge A Lopez
webmaster, writer
likes: malt liquor, cheese burgers, cheap cigars, 70s Euro Sleaze |
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Jose Prendes
co-creator, writer
likes: J&B Scotch, sushi, big boobs, 80s Horror flicks |
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Five
Coffins
Excellent |
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Four
Coffins
Very Good |
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Three
Coffins
Good |
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Two
Coffins
Fair |
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One
Coffin
Poor |
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Empty
Coffins
Squalid |
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Red
Death
Coffin
Painful |
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Gold
Coffin
A true Masterpiece! Perfect score all-around (3B's) |

Congratulations to Sean Brown for winning a copy of Argento's Giallo (2009)!
SCREENERS
Because of the overwhelming quanity of submissions we will no longer be able to review screeners on this website.
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