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Welcome to Strictly Splatter, your home for obscure horror cinema. My name is Jorge and I run the place along with my good pal Jose. Whether it’s schlock, sleaze or gore, we strive to scour the dumpsters in search of lesser known or forgotten horror flicks. If your tastes in horror films are unconventional, or quite simply bizarre, then Strictly Splatter is the place for you.
- Jorge & Jose
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"There’s vomit drinking, toothbrush insertion up the nasal cavity with more than enough blood squirt, and masturbation. We get to see the robot’s breasts while she rubs her ass up a guy’s crotch. Theirs fighting too of course." |
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"Their aunt is hosting a luncheon and the old ladies get attacked by a gaggle of the alien worms. If you've never seen old ladies flail around as alien sperm bite their ankles and faces, then do yourself a favor and watch this movie! I am not kidding when I say this is the reddest and wettest alien movie I have ever seen." |
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Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy (2004) "Mari seduces him with her naked body and soon Namazu (the sexual parasite) shows up, chewing his dick off. She then straddles Hiroshi and bites his face off with her killer pussy. Although you do not see real genitalia we’re treated to some cheap ass CGI abnormality and puppet shit." |
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"A military base is busy cloning the worst of the worst serial killers. But something happens off screen and Dahmer and Gacy manage to escape the compound. Then we get introduced to a hillbilly who gets messages from God through his radio to go and kill Dahmer and Gacy." |
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Jorge Antonio "OVER 260 REVIEWS TO SLAKE YOUR DEBAUCHEROUS THIRST!" |
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Jose " 'like' us & check out our facebook exclusive Dumpster Dives!" |
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Five Coffins Excellent |
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Four Coffins Very Good |
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Three Coffins Good |
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Two Coffins Fair |
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One Coffin Poor |
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Empty Coffins Squalid |
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Red Death Coffin Painful |
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Gold Coffin A true Masterpiece! Perfect score all-around (3B's) |
