Barbara Anne Constable ... Tania Wilson / Lady Terminator
Christopher J. Hart ... Max McNeil
Claudia Angelique Rademaker ... Erica
Joseph P. McGlynn
Country: Indonesia Runtime: 82 min Original title:Pembalasan ratu pantai selatan AKA:Shooting Star Nasty Hunter
No words....no words. Just like Jodie Foster at the end of Contact, (which I loved, by the way) there
are no words to describe this amazing film. If you were to ask me what Lady Terminator is I'd have
to say: What isn't Lady Terminator? Essentially a Thailand rip-off of Terminator, this film
defies logic and definition. It is equal parts action movie, love story, sci-fi thriller, comedy, monster
movie, effects extravaganza, musical, nudie flick, historical epic (sort off), and Rambo ripoff. What you
are about to read actually happens. I know I say that a lot, but more than ever before, I'd like to lead with
this fact firmly in place.
A young American student gets possessed by the spirit of a sea witch (I think), when she goes diving in
the ocean and falls onto a bed (not kidding) which is not in the water and has a magical eel slide up her
vagina. She walks out of the sea as a badass terminator and kills a couple of guys on the beach by
having sex with them and having the eel bite off their junk. Then she goes on a killing spree, chasing the
descendant of the man who put an end to the sea witch ages ago.
The descendant is a popular lounge singer, who gets a hand from an American cop who falls in love with
her. As Lady Terminator tears up the city with her inexhaustible M-16 and her magical booby powers
and laser eyes, the American cop calls in his gung-ho, mullet-sporting army friends to help him take
down the evil sea witch. The lengthy final battle takes place in an airfield and is the centerpiece of a film
with so many amazingly unforgettable scenes.
Look, here's the thing. In my opinion, there will never (ever, ever) be another movie on
StrictlySplatter.com that tops the insanity from start to finish that this amazing movie manages to pull off
with flying colors. Constantly hilarious and entertaining, this is a shinning example of bad movies (which
works in its favor) making it a pure and undeniable work of art. How could you not want to see this film,
much less own it (I do!!!) after reading the plot above? The acting is lame, the music is cheesy, the
stunts are actually damn cool, the eel-up-the-slit origin is almost too great to believe and the best part of
it is that everyone takes the events in the film dead serious!!!
It is so zany that it tops all zany movies. It is so action-packed that it rivals the real Terminator for
action scenes. It is so retarded on almost every conceivable level that it becomes almost zen in and of
itself. It exists because we (the exploitation and horror community) want it to exist. No words...no words
left except GO FUCKING BUY THIS AWESOME MOVIE NOW!!!!!!