Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

"Rowdy and some other chick who isn't Donna are on the beach and they come across some dude with a machine guy. After Machine Gun Guy tells them to go away, Rowdy starts throwing a frisbee at him and the Guy catches it all fancy like. Rowdy tells Not Donna 'You have a great ass'. I'm sure she said 'Oh I always wondered that. Thanks!" - Jason Soto of Invasion of the B-Movies

Seven (1979)

"Sidaris' manner of direction is equal parts Hawaii travelogue, TV-pilot actioner and a particularly violent Don Ho performance. In fact, the whole look of the film is kind of what we'd expect if Sam Peckinpah directed Hawaii 5-0" - George Litman of The Great White Dope's Mecha-Blog-Zilla

Malibu Express (1985)

"Our hero, Cody, is a modern day cowboy playboy who owns a yacht and some fast cars. He is also a private investigator on the side. I say on the side because he just plods along getting tail from big breasted women."
- Jorge A Lopez of Strictly Splatter

Return to Savage Beach (1998)

"Well, you get subpar action and wannabe muscle dudes with sub-machine guns and revolvers running around trying to defuse some lame-brained, half-baked and discarded James Bond plot while buxom (and I do mean BUXOM) ladies prance around in bikinis or nothing at all." - Jose Prendes of Strictly Splatter

Picasso Trigger (1988)

"FRIDAY is a travel day, which means we’re subjected to some 'mile high club' banter that’s too lame to repeat here. Also, Taryn makes a pit stop to 'putter around' with a golfer in a hot tub. Predictably, this has absolutely no bearing on the story." 
- Scot Nolan of Bargain Bin Review

The Bare Wench Project (2000)

"4 women are out on a mission to finish their class project by filming a video to see if they can prove the myths about the Bare Wench. The Bare Wench is a prostitute who was killed years back by the townspeople and everyone who visits the woods ends up eroticized and dead."
- Rich Wolf of Obscure Horror