The Corn Stalker (2002)

"The Corn Stalker is about a big fat guy who wears a pillow case on his head and kills people...in a corn field. He now spends his days stalking the corn for androgynous fat girls that wander aimlessly through the corn looking for camping sites. Then we meet the dead girl's brother, an ex-bounty hunter named Hank, who dresses like Snake Plissken, but looks like his redneck cousin." - Jose Prendes of Strictly Splatter

Nightmare Alley (2010)

"Post-credits, we learn that this will be a "Tales From the Crypt"-like arrangement, complete with a "Tales From the Crypt"-like cackling host who always has a bad pun up his sleeve. Our host,creatively named The Host, is decked out in black robes, a top hat and cane and one of Cher's platinum wigs. The Host apparently took a triple-helping of Botox before filming, making most of his dialogue incomprehensible. Which, given the quality of the puns I could hear, was probably for the best."- Scot Nolan of Bargain Bin Review

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

"Once in the woods, they begin to find what they are looking for and a whole lot of what they aren’t. Each night the noises they hear are creepier and creepier and they get closer and closer to the tent. They begin to bicker amongst themselves and every second, finds themselves more and more lost. When they finally realize they have crossed the same stream at the same place several times, they snap." - Rich Wolf of Obscure Horror

Dreamaniac (1986)

"Ok so the movie starts off with - No wait. I need to backtrack already. I can't just jump into the movie because the movie doesn't even jump into the movie. The opening credits, I'm not shitting you, last THREE AND A HALF MINUTE! I counted! It took 2 minutes to do all the fucking people IN the movie, then we get the directors credit finally and now the movie can start."- Jason Soto of Invasion of the B-Movies

Tales From The Quadead Zone (1987)

"God help us all, Chester Novell Turner wanted to make an anthology movie; a collection of stories wrapped into one cohesive film. He tried to ape 'The Twilight Zone' and 'The Outer Limits' in his little SOV masterpiece here. In this case, Turner might as well have tried copying the Sistine Chapel with a small can of light green paint and his feet." - George Litman of The Great White Dope's Mecha-Blog-Zilla

Sledgehammer (1983)

"There is a horrific double murder and ten years later a group of college kids with booze and sex on the brain crash in the house where the murder happened. If you want to subject yourself to terrible filmmaking that can induce an altered state of mind then this is the film for you."- Jorge A. Lopez of Strictly Splatter