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    My name is Jorge and I run Strictly Splatter with my best friend from highschool, Jose.
    Bad Horror films are hard to digest - you could even say they are an acquired taste. We
    have been scouring the dumpsters, desperately seeking schlock, sleaze, and gore for
    over a decade. Today Strictly Splatter serves as a medium - an online journal of misfit
    films stripped and exposed for your ghoulish needs! We(Jose and myself) review
    Obscure, B-Movies, Bad Movies, Cult Films, Bizarre, Asian Horror, Italian Euro, Low Budget,
    Camp Horror and Exploitation. We have a unique rating system called the 3B's Scale:
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    "I have been spending way too
    much time playing Plants vs
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    game!! Fun for all!! "
    "Jorge is working on fully
    restoring the lost episodes of
    Creeping Menace Radio!! (my
    old podcast)"
    Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
    "They terrorize a village and set it on fire and later they take
    turns raping a native girl. There is plenty of blood for the gore
    hound, extreme rapes for the sleazy and if you have a taste for
    animal torture then you will leave satisfied."
    Demon Rat (1992)
    "This plays out more like a sci-fi drama with a death match
    battle. The demon rat just wanders around the house till they
    encounter him at the end. I have to add that in no way you can
    confuse this thing for a rat. It’s Bigfoot with long hair and a tail.
    The body looks humanoid and he stands erect."
    Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974)
    "This is the hippie tree-hugger's zombie film. I wasn't
    expecting the zombie feasting to be so viscerally gory, so
    when they rip into the stomach of an unlucky cop and eat his
    guts it took me by surprise because up until then the film had
    been kind of dull."
    Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991)
    "I don't know whether it was the heavy and retarded Pinocchio
    metaphors or the scene with the stupid rocket roller skates or
    the creepy pedophile stalker being Derek's dad or the overall
    impression of shoddiness that makes me sick. "
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Golden Coffin
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Congratulations!!
Doug from Ohio has won
a copy of the film:

Friday the 13th Part V: A New
Beginning (1985) [Deluxe
Edition DVD].

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Welcome to the official podcast of Strictly
Splatter! Jose and I get behind the mike to bring
you the best of obscure horror film podcasting.
These are exclusive radio only film reviews of
lurid titles you won't find anywhere else. Be sure
not to miss our annual Halloween Double-Feature
episode which is a hit with the ghouls.  
STRICTLY SPLATTER'S
WARNING: SEVERE FILM SPOILERS!!!
Here we try to bring you the best clips and crazy
bits from the films we have reviewed on our site.
Jose also blasts out kickin' video reviews. A cut
above the rest!
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