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    My name is Jorge and I run Strictly Splatter with my best friend from highschool, Jose.
    Bad Horror films are hard to digest - you could even say they are an acquired taste. We
    have been scouring the dumpsters, desperately seeking schlock, sleaze, and gore for
    over a decade. Today Strictly Splatter serves as a medium - an online journal of misfit
    films stripped and exposed for your ghoulish needs! We(Jose and myself) review
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    Camp Horror and Exploitation. We have a unique rating system called the 3B's Scale:
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    much Blood, Breasts, and Beasts are available. Consider it a bonus from us to you !)
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Co-Creator &
Staff writer
    "B-MOVIE MEATLOAF returns
    home! - much thanks to Nolahn
    of Bargain Bin Review for
    keeping it going while I was away "
    "Penelope Cruz is incredibly
    hot! Why can't she do topless
    and shitty horror films so I can
    review them here?"
    Dahmer vs. Gacy (2010)
    "This is the perfect example of a b-movie. It may not be
    flawless, but it is wild, irreverent, hilarious, gory, ridiculous,
    and just plain old-fashioned fun. Could have used some
    boobies though, and there were so many golden opportunities,
    too!"
    Hausu (1977)
    "This film is saved from getting a RED DEATH because of the
    amount of ballsy creativity on display. For every twenty bits of
    stupidness, there is one clever and unique idea. This off-the-
    wall feature straddles the line between unbearably cheesy
    Disney sitcom and crack-fueled nightmare."
    Red Room 2 (2000)
    "There’s vomit drinking, toothbrush insertion up the nasal
    cavity with more than enough blood squirt, and masturbation.
    We get to see the robot’s breasts while she rubs her ass up a
    guy’s crotch. Theirs fighting too of course."
    Cannibal Man, The (1972)
    "It goes something along the lines of  a butcher who
    accidentally kills a man and it triggers dormant homicidal
    tendencies. He then kills half a dozen people over the course
    of a week and I guess he eats them."
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Coffin
Painful
Golden Coffin
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CONTESTS & GIVEAWAYS
Congratulations!!
Doug from Ohio has won
a copy of the film:

Friday the 13th Part V: A New
Beginning (1985) [Deluxe
Edition DVD].

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Welcome to the official podcast of Strictly
Splatter! Jose and I get behind the mike to bring
you the best of obscure horror film podcasting.
These are exclusive radio only film reviews of
lurid titles you won't find anywhere else. Be sure
not to miss our annual Halloween Double-Feature
episode which is a hit with the ghouls.  
STRICTLY SPLATTER'S
WARNING: SEVERE FILM SPOILERS!!!
Here we try to bring you the best clips and crazy
bits from the films we have reviewed on our site.
Jose also blasts out kickin' video reviews. A cut
above the rest!
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