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BEASTS
BREASTS
Aka: Witchcraft 7: A Taste for
Blood
Director: Michael Paul Girard
Writers: Jerry Feifer (story)
Peter E. Fleming (writer)
Cast---
David Byrnes ...  Will Spanner
April Breneman ...  Keli
Loren Schmalle ...  Martin
Alisa Christensen ...  Lutz
John Cragen ...  Garner
Mai-Lis Holmes ...  Sally  
Ashlie Rhey ...  Rachel
Eryk Sobesto ...  Costanza

Runtime:90 min
WITCHCRAFT VII: JUDGEMENT HOUR
(1995)

 With this film I pick up the series (badly mangled) where Jose left off. It shall be my duty to watch and
relate to you my experiences with Witchcraft 7, 8, and 9. If you have been following up with the series
and our reviews you very well know that anything can change in the world of Witchcraft - well anything
except the formulaic plot. Say goodbye to Jerry Spicer as Will Spanner and say hello to the no more
talented David Byrnes. Lt. Lutz and Detective Garner are back but played by two new actors, and Lutz is
no longer a guy. They turned him into a women played by the beautiful Alisa Christensen.

 Mr. Haza is a wealthy businessman and vampire. He is planning on merging Polytech with Cobalt
Industries in order to control the local blood supply. This would work in his favor, him being a creature of
the night and all. Late one night at a party at his estate he gets it on with a hooker named Rachel  and
erotically teases her with drops of milk from a straw. (You have to see this) The milk runs down her
boobies and down other places too before he sucks her blood. When her body is at the hospital our
hero, Spanner is there and runs into Rachel’s hooker friend. Nothing gets said at first, Rachel is
pronounced dead and the doctors don’t seem to notice the fang marks on her neck.

 We are first introduced to the new Lutz and Garner while they are on a stakeout. Garner is spying
through a telescope into a window as a young hottie comes out of the shower and slowly gets
undressed. Her horny felon boyfriend shows up to see her and Lutz and Garner bust him, but not before
they (not the cops) have a sex scene involving a portable blue police siren light. You have to see this
one to believe it too. Back at the hospital a priest’s crucifix catches fire just as he is praying over Rachel
and that’s enough for Spanner to get his radar going and call Lutz. Why does Spanner meddle with shit
like this, he has already demonstrated to us he has absolutely no supernatural powers. I guess he
thinks he has the know how, lets give him that. As the three of them are in the room Rachel wakes up,
kicks all of their asses and escapes out a window half naked in her hospital gown. She distracts a jogger
with her very visible backside as she runs in front of him giving him the mother of all peeks. They have
sex in the park and she bites him. Lutz shoots her and Will sticks a stake in her heart.

 Will then goes home, has an argument with his girlfriend Keli, goes to cry at his mothers grave for
strength and then goes back home to have sex with his girlfriend. She thought he had been cheating on
her but she quickly understands when he tells her he killed a woman with a wooden stake and so then
sex ensues. Sex happens for just about any reason in this movie and that’s not all a bad thing. On
another part of town Mr. Haza picks up a hooker in his limo and they have some sexy time together,  
then he sinks his teeth into her neck. Spanner and his two cop friends go investigating and confiscate a
surveillance tape from the night of the party. Mr. Haza appears invisible and so the cops conclude she
was masturbating it up. But Spanner knows better. His instincts lead him to confirm there’s vampire
activity here. So he goes home to screw Keli again.

Later on Mr. Haza  turns into a vampire bat and flies into Keli’s bedroom as she sleeps. Will happened
to be in another room.  He turns into his human form, sticks his fangs in her and flies away. This causes
her to want to masturbate for some reason. Back at the very important merger gathering Haza controls
Keli with his mind causing her to have rough sex with Spanner. WTF?? He soon sees her fangs and
knocks her off the bed then ties her arms to the bed posts.  Spanner, Lutz, and Garner crash the
merger meeting. The cops battle some of the bad guys while Spanner, equipped with a long wooden
stake goes after Haza. He turns into a demon bat and flies around the room until Will knocks him down.
Then Will fights him in his human form and what ends up happening is they both get impaled onto the
long wooden stake. Yes Will dies. Then Haza oddly gathers the strength to make it to Keli’s place and
ask her to remove the stake. He says it’s the only way he could live. She refuses and he’s thrown out the
window into a whirlwind void.

 This has to be the funniest and most entertaining Witchcraft I have seen. It has the mind boggling
scene of the half nude vampire vixen purposefully running ahead of the male runner in the park so she
could seduce him with her ass, but we kinda see more than that…kinda. Lutz and Garner are hilarious
together. I only wish with all the breasts in this film we should have seen Lutz, but sadly we don’t. I love
the fact how they can just start up a sex scene anywhere for any reason, and some of them are quite
clever and original. I congratulate the writers for sneaking them in as best as they could. Finally the film
has an overall camp quality that is pure fun. This is a real fun movie to watch. Make sure you check out
our YouTube clip!!





                                                                                                  - Jorge Antonio Lopez
        
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