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Welcome to Strictly Splatter, your home for obscure horror cinema. My name is Jorge and I run the place along with my good pal Jose. Whether it’s schlock, sleaze or gore, we strive to scour the dumpsters in search of lesser known or forgotten horror flicks. If your tastes in horror films are unconventional, or quite simply bizarre, then Strictly Splatter is the place for you.
- Jorge & Jose
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"Indri is taken back to the house and we see her seducing MG and kissing him. When he tries to slip his tongue into her mouth, she bites the tip off! This results in MG going to the hospital and Indri taken back to the camp and strapped upon the X-shaped torture wheel where she will be whipped and humiliated." |
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Guinea Pig: He Never Dies (1986) "The stupid fuck then tries all sorts of torture on his body but becomes frustrated because he really wants to die! The blood and gore is nice, but not as visceral as what you’d expect from the infamous series. But everything is handled like a joke; there is no meanness or real cruelty. He is just clowning around." |
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"This entire film is just an hour and a half of dullness. It follows a vampire named Marcilla who is put into the care of Grand Moff Tarkin himself, Peter Cushing, unbeknownst that she's a bloodsucker with an appetite for the ladies. We get everything from Carmilla chasing Emma around naked, to a shot that solely consists of a close-up of boobs pressing against a cross, it's just all very pointless." |
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"A group of hippies unwittingly runs into a cult of devil worshippers on the night of one of their biggest rituals. Somehow they make the cult kill themselves (?), which allows for some great gore moments, but doesn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense." |
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Jorge A Lopez |
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Jose Prendes |
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Five Coffins Excellent |
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Four Coffins Very Good |
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Three Coffins Good |
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Two Coffins Fair |
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One Coffin Poor |
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Empty Coffins Squalid |
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Red Death Coffin Painful |
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Gold Coffin A true Masterpiece! Perfect score all-around (3B's) |
SCREENERS
Because of the overwhelming quanity of submissions we will no longer be able to review screeners on this website.
