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Welcome to Strictly Splatter, your home for obscure horror cinema. My name is Jorge and I run the place along with my good pal Jose. Whether it’s schlock, sleaze or gore, we strive to scour the dumpsters in search of lesser known or forgotten horror flicks. If your tastes in horror films are unconventional, or quite simply bizarre, then Strictly Splatter is the place for you.
- Jorge & Jose
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Bloodbath in the House of Knives (2010) "We see a beautiful woman drinking milk and getting her throat slashed. The killer then pulls down her dress exposing some luscious small nipples. He wipes his blade clean on her chest and abdomen before thrusting the knife up her cunt repeatedly." |
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"During the restoration of the decrepit, rusted-out prison the warden decides to use the prisoners as labor and Burke is put to work uncovering the sealed off execution chamber. This turns out to be a very bad idea. They manage to unleash a trapped evil spirit." |
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"On one occasion, later in the film, she (Kathy) gives coma man a hand-job, to see if he bones-up presumably, and he certainly does. Her husband Ed, and playboy doctor Brain Wright, both vie for her attention, yet she’s more interested in Patrick who does nothing but spit and make odd sounds with his mouth." |
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The Monster of Phantom Lake (2006) "Two hillbilly guys start dumping toxic waste into the local lake and a hermit falls into the lake and slowly becomes the title character. About an hour into the picture we finally get the algae monster to rise from the lake and go on a killing spree...which unfortunately usually happens off camera." |
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Jorge Antonio "OVER 300 REVIEWS TO SLAKE YOUR DEBAUCHEROUS THIRST!" |
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Five Coffins Excellent |
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Four Coffins Very Good |
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Three Coffins Good |
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Two Coffins Fair |
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One Coffin Poor |
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Empty Coffins Squalid |
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Red Death Coffin Painful |
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Gold Coffin A true Masterpiece! Perfect score all-around (3B's) |
SCREENERS
Because of the overwhelming quanity of submissions we will no longer be able to review screeners on this website.
